Win My Copy Of Unreal Tournament 3 Collector Edition

Fsckin.com is giving away a copy of Unreal Tournament 3 Collector’s Edition. Just make a comment on this post with a valid email address and I’ll randomly select the winner. I’ll have it to your door by Christmas. Want to know why I’m giving it away? Keep reading….
Generate Awesome Photomosaics On Linux With Metapixel

Ok, I admit. I thrashed the Digg.com servers for a little while using an open source website mirroring tool, which I wont mention, but it’s easy to find. 🙂 About 30,000 user icons later, I present to you a product created by a couple very short and sweet command line tools. 1024×768 1280×1024 1680×1050 1900×1200 […]
Need A Reason To Upgrade To Linux? How About This: Double Your Money Back Lifetime Guarantee!

Your eyes did not deceive you! Install Linux today and you’ll receive these great features: Free Upgrades For Life! Exclusive, Free Source Code Subscription! Secure, Standards-Compliant, Wicked Fast Browsing with Firefox! Free Support As Long As You Live! No Extra Software Needed – Antivirus not needed, and Firewall Included! Free, Easy, Background Updates! Fast & […]
To Catch A Content Theif

I’ve been running Vista for about a week – because Unreal Tournament 3 hasn’t released a Linux client yet. Don’t worry, you aren’t missing very much! Since there’s no Linux server either – you end up only a few popular windows-based servers that never fill up and are pretty boring… the game is great, no […]
Sometimes A Picture Says A Thousand Words

I feel betrayed and deceived. I’m livid with Epic Games right now. For the first time in months I’ve installed Windows, just to play a video game. There is STILL NO LINUX client!The upshot of this is that I’ll be able to compare Vista performance with Linux when it comes out… if ever.
Sun: Install Solaris 10 and We’ll Serve You. … Dinner?

In one of the most bizarre promotions I’ve ever run into, Sun Microsystems is offering $50 in dinner gift certificates for installing and registering Solaris 10. I know this isn’t a joke, but I really want it to be. The picture of the woman giving food to the boy is pretty hilarious stock photography by […]
Fsckin Downtime, Contact Me, Bad News, And “Something” Is In The Pipe

Some maintenance around here was desperately needed… the site has been upgraded, so there may be some issues here and there. I’m aware of the dozens of articles that have no category. If you see anything strange, use the brand spanking new Contact button on the left and scroll down, fill out the form, prove […]
ASUS Eee PC 4G Surf – $300 After Cash Back!

Newegg is participating in the PayPal 20% cash back (Max $50) deal for the obligatory Cyber Monday. It’s dead, Jim! Question: What’s better than giving a computer to someone for Christmas? Answer: A computer with Linux pre-loaded. What are you waiting for? Get one while you still can! ASUS Eee PC 4G Surf – Galaxy […]
I Downloaded Transformers [2007] DvDrip [Eng] aXXo Using The MPAA University Toolkit

The MPAA has their own flavor of Linux… if you can call a few quaint additions a new flavor. It’s actually a decent LiveCD, since it’s based on Xubuntu. With a python script and an MPAA-branded version of ntop, the distribution actually “phones home” to check to make sure it has the latest version, but […]
Hauppauge WinTV-HVR-950 – Does It Work In Linux?

Black Friday was good to me. I visited about a dozen different stores and ended up getting better deals than I had originally expected. I tend to be one of those so-called “bad customers” who leverage price matching guarantees to their fullest potential. I ended up scoring a HDTV for under a grand less than […]